a new hope

Introducing a bold and visionary new presidential candidate

into the Republican field:

Ham Sandwich 2012

  • tough on crime
  • best foreign policy experience
  • delicious
  • cannot make the economy any worse
  • endorsed by a wincing John McCain, and Ficus.

Just substitute “Ham Sandwich” for “Ficus.”  Thank you, America.


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